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Alex Price ([personal profile] cryptoherpetology) wrote in [personal profile] sixthiteration 2018-11-30 11:05 pm (UTC)

It made Titanaboa look like a ball python. Swallowed at least one person whole without even needing to unhinge its jaws. It actually should have been too large to really move out of water- I suspect whatever snake-filled reality it was summoned from also had significantly lower gravity in addition to being a world with a much, much higher percentage of oxygen in its atmosphere to support prey growing large enough for it to survive on.

Not that I'll ever get to see the carcass up close. Especially not now.

Not that I would have really had much of a chance to anyway. I seriously doubt she could have saved more than a scale or to for me to examine, given it was in LA where it happened, and I was visiting home in Oregon, but living in Ohio.

I wonder if they'll even manage to cover it over as a hoax. Given it was a ballroom dance competition reality show, I have no idea how. Not exactly a genre of entertainment known for schlock-horror PR stunts.

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