Hawke gaped for a moment, scandalized. "The Warden did that to you?" She wondered if he wanted to know about the much happier version she saw, but hard to say. "Wow. So yeah. It's one of these odd things that happen here! Whoever's in charge," Hawke gestured toward the sky, "can do that apparently. You'd think I'd not be surprised at anything these days." She didn't get to tease him with royalty jokes though! What a shame.

"Well, I'm Hawke, nice to meet this you I suppose. You're not secretly a cruel hearted evil version of yourself, are you? Because evil dopplegangers would be ever so fun." Not really fun. "I'd offer you my hand, but I'm holding a dead animal."