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Kurt Wagner ([personal profile] praypal) wrote in [personal profile] sixthiteration 2018-11-29 04:42 am (UTC)

UN: Dread Pirate Wagner

[The camera takes a second to focus, as Kurt's moved the watch to the end of his tail.

The screen fills with what appears to be what would happen if you dipped Gar in a vat of indigo dye, though by how the light hits the blue, it's obvious there's some texture there- a very fine fuzz of a fur.]

I think I can do this, ja.

[And so, he throws his best circus-performer-turned-drama-teacher hamtastic best into a Broadway classic- possibly chosen because he already has the accent for it.]

Willkommen! And bienvenue! Welcome! Fremder, étranger, stranger
Glücklich zu sehen, je suis enchante! Happy to see YOU! Bleibe, reste, stay! Willkommen! And bienvenue! Welcome! To cabaret, au cabaret, to cabaret!

[He does not do the full number (possibly thankfully) but does a dramatic bow after the first verse]

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