If you think Onni Hotakainen was stupid enough to eat something he found in this weird place, think again! No one could possibly be that stupid, right? Of course not.

Still, he's been holed up in this stupid inn since he arrived here, where it's too hot and someone had had the nerve to change him into stupid clothes in his sleep and dump him in a fountain, trying to avoid all the people he could avoid whenever he could avoid them. Trip out of Keuruu or not, it isn't like he had any intention of traveling further, and this is just too much. After all, he'd done that for Tuuri and Lalli's sake, and this whole thing is pretty pointless, at least as far as he can tell.

The thing is, the whole time he's been here, he's been refusing to eat. And he's been here for probably around five days now. Which means that the fillet of cooked fish sprinkled with red salt sitting on the counter in the kitchen when he pads down the stairs, barefoot and dressed in rumpled scrubs, is looking very tempting. Tempting enough that when someone enters the room, he barely notices it for staring at the fish and licking his lips - at least until that someone makes a noise.

Jerking his head up and gasping, startled, Onni pins the person with a wide-eyed stare and lifts his hand.

"I was not going to take it!"

what

[A few seconds later.]

what is this

Onni is going to be hiding in various corners, and possibly trying to find tools to fish with. Maybe he'll admit to wanting to eat it if he caught it himself...

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