He amuses himself with his own damn jokes, but parts of this are turning fairly series. At least in his mind, if only because he's got choices. Tell the truth, talk about things he's denied for over a hundred and fifty years and not talked about? Lie as he's done for a long time and pretend the man he once was never lived?

"I was shot. By someone I put my trust in. He left me to die, cursed, because I wasn't the man he wanted, but I was the man that gave his life. But that was a very long time ago. I remember it though. Like it was yesterday."

Because focusing on that is better than the thoughts of Hell.

"As for the town of Purgatory, it's in the middle of fucking nowhere. It's part of the Ghost River Triangle."