He tries to look at her through the sting of tears. Yes, this is the first impression the world has been waiting for. She looks like a blur to him. Clark goes to wipe his eyes and forces words out through his aching throat. Even now he's going to very politely shut down what he suspects is a very bad idea while catching said potato. "I don't think biting into this is a good idea." The milk sounds like a fantastic one. He's going to walk very briskly towards that fridge to get it.

Sorry to say he will guzzle the weird green milk by himself, holding the container with one hand. It's like a got milk commercial except it's doubling as a meet cute with a woman he's destined to meet across the multiverse time and time again.