[Cue more and more staring. He's about two seconds away from a panic attack at all times and he really can't handle this right now.]

I don't think one piece of candy is going to deteriorate your arteries. [Which isn't the point here, so -]

Okay, you know what? No, I don't think eating a piece of candy the same color as my high-tech comm device would do anything. Are you sure you're not just...I don't know, gassy or something?