skunk drunk

This is literally the best day of my entire life. And you are the greatest person I've ever met... ever. Can I touch your face?

[ he's touching your face now ]

brain candy

(probably teal or red lbr)

Oh, I don't- like this. I feel... a feeling that isn't positive. You, there, tell me what I'm feeling. It's making my face do this.

[ chris screws up his face into something like a scowl. he looks miserable. ]

I've never made this face before. I think. You don't think this is going to give me wrinkles, do you?

network

un:chickpea

1. I want to know everything about each and every one of you.

2. This should be so fun in 140 characters or less.

3. Like cramming a million tennis balls into a very small closet.

4. And then you open the closet and they fall on you comically.

5. We're all going to die here.