Weird? Nah, just seen a metric ton of shit. way more than any ordinary person would, or should have to in his opinion. She is cute, and funny. And a vampire, a fricken vampire. Sam really wanted to like her though, the big softy.

And she likes Starwars. There was a laugh from him " Yes,*I* might bite them if they said that." Careful, he'd need to be very careful here. " I'm Sam." he said finally.