Saving Face [ Is the grass boy trying to save the zalpaca, or threatening it? From his expression and the way he waves his sword at the rain, rocks, and even mud, it's hard to tell. He's also grumbling under his breath. ]
Glob globbit, stupid, jackhole animal. What are they good for anyway? Ought to chop the donkus into tartare, hanging out on top of rain butt mountain...
[ On second thought, maybe you should just keep your distance. ]
Pants on Fire [ There's one thing that Fern genuinely enjoys, and that's sunlight. It's his favorite way to re-energize. Given, he's reasonably sure he gets nutrients from human food, but he's also pretty sure he photosynthesizes too. Either way it's relaxing, and there isn't a whole lot in his life that makes him feel good.
The mist? The mist makes him angry. So angry that he means to yell at the air about how much he hates weather. What he says instead? ]
I'M NOT IN CONTROL OF MY EMOTIONS!
[ Fern lies a lot... but he's also 16, so his brutal honestly is mostly real dumb. ]
Fern the Human || Adventure Time
[ Is the grass boy trying to save the zalpaca, or threatening it? From his expression and the way he waves his sword at the rain, rocks, and even mud, it's hard to tell. He's also grumbling under his breath. ]
Glob globbit, stupid, jackhole animal. What are they good for anyway? Ought to chop the donkus into tartare, hanging out on top of rain butt mountain...
[ On second thought, maybe you should just keep your distance. ]
Pants on Fire
[ There's one thing that Fern genuinely enjoys, and that's sunlight. It's his favorite way to re-energize. Given, he's reasonably sure he gets nutrients from human food, but he's also pretty sure he photosynthesizes too. Either way it's relaxing, and there isn't a whole lot in his life that makes him feel good.
The mist? The mist makes him angry. So angry that he means to yell at the air about how much he hates weather. What he says instead? ]
I'M NOT IN CONTROL OF MY EMOTIONS!
[ Fern lies a lot... but he's also 16, so his brutal honestly is mostly real dumb. ]